![]() ![]() It Happened One Nut - Extra-Terrestrial Restaurant Restrooms - “When aliens eat out, where do they relieve themselves?” The Lost Girls - The Jaywalking Dead - “Brought back from the grave by black magic, but no one taught them to cross at the green.” Don’t have to be a wise man to figure that out.”ĭaria Dance Party - Toilet Seat Terror - “What deadly new diseases can you pick up by sitting down?” Gifford Jones: “Nativities mean Christmas, and Christmas means revenue. SSW Reporter: “The world’s largest nativity scene…in August? Atlanta mall manager Gifford Jones.” The Old and the Beautiful - Sniffing For Love - “What does your foot odor say about your sexual prowess?”ĭepth Takes a Holiday - The Savior Went Down To Georgia Through a Lens Darkly - The Severed Pianist - “When he turned up his nose at accordion lessons, they cut off his inheritance molto allegro.” Pierce Me - Transplants and Romance - “He gave her his kidney, she gave him her heart.”ĭaria! - The Inappropriate Alto - "They broke into her bedroom. See Jane Run - H2-Ugh! - “Are microbes having sex in your drinking water?” Ill - Homicidal Houseplants - “Death wore velvety green.” ![]() The New Kid - Hoax or Vision - “Some people in Florida claim they’ve seen the face of Jesus…on a penny!” Monster - Tanked In A Tutu - “When these ballerinas work out at the bar, they work out at the bar.” That Was Then, This Is Dumb - “The nightmare story of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong.” ![]() I Don't - The Polygamist Hippopotamus - “One three-ton hubby is not enough for this red-hot mammal.” The Daria Hunter - “Are fish using our oceans as their own private toilets?” The Misery Chick - Monaco's Mopeyest Millionaires Season 2 Road Worrier - Chimpanzee Chat Rooms - "Can monkeys surf the web, and corrupt our kids?" The Big House - The Classified Government Polaroids - "What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes?" Pinch Sitter - G-string Grandmas - "They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night." The Lab Brat - The Phone Sex EMS Dispatcher - "It's 9-1-1 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening." SSW Reporter: This is just astounding! Here you are, blind, deaf, and barely able to walk, yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the Royal Family! The question on all of America's mind is: how did you do it? SSW Announcer: And now, back to Sick, Sad World. In the game Daria's Inferno, the game play hints are presented as SSW clips.Īppearances & Descriptions Season 1 Esteemsters In Just Add Water, Daria and Jane watched a very long marathon of the show all night and spend the next day trying to sleep it off. In the latter, he accused Daria and Jane of being "alien love goddesses" who stole his skin and made him lose his job (again). The Daria Database shows the letter they send to wannabe-writers, cheerfully making it clear that they're uninterested in being accurate and that they'll steal any story you pitch to them ("we have a large staff of full-time lawyers").Īrtie has appeared as a guest at least twice, in Esteemsters and The Lawndale File. Sick, Sad World is popular enough to have a competitor: Poor, Pathetic Planet. It's unknown if any of these stories have any bearing on fact. The show features such questionable news stories such as the uncovering of Thomas Jefferson's pornographic "tell-all" sex journals ("The Declaration of In My Pants! Next on Sick Sad World") and "exposing" the habitual defecation of fish into the ocean ("Are fish using our oceans as their own private toilets?!!").Ī number of the stories have a quite surreal or paranormal bent to them, such as stories about bats disguising themselves as squirrels to infiltrate neighborhoods ("Rabid Rodent Rip-offs!"), mountaineers scaling a mountain of seagull droppings ("Guano see some gutsy climbing?"), or zombies causing traffic accidents ("Brought back from the grave by black magic, but no one taught them to cross at the green! The Jaywalking Dead!"). The sole exception was in The Lawndale File where bits and pieces of the show were shown throughout, revealing that the show conducts interviews with people about these strange occurrences and even creates reenactments based on what the interviewed person has said. The show's announcer typically asks an outrageous question, or gives a statement about the program in question before announcing the title during each teaser.įor the most part, the show is seen only through its opening teasers. It is hosted by a blonde woman who is never named. The program's bombastic continuity announcer is played by MTV Animation producer John Lynn. ![]()
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